lamenting the loss of the wendy’s bourbon bacon burger with a coworker and i felt so vindicated when he was like “every place has a ranch chicken thing what the fuck they replaced it with something that’s not even special” because it’s fucking true. who gives a shit about the asiago ranch chicken club, fuck that stupid sandwich
So basically? "Imbibing" is awesome thing you can do to a liquid
“Dale what do I do?”
ALT“get the cherry pie, youll need the energy in the coming days”
i’m about to say something that will absolutely get me hate
this is what Taylor swift sounds like to me
i need to get more masc so i can present feminine
california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
gideon’s club has male dancers (wallace even has to tell scott “this club has girls too”) so… do with that what you will. me, i’m gonna call him bisexual
TWITTER / REDDIT USDERS: its considered " GOOD MANNARS " on tumblr to post
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oh...... okay.............
Anonymous
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i'm madly in love with you
Get real
Do u still want me
girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding
you just hate my 2 exploding penises.
thank you jason schwartzman for the gender euphoria i love you i feel less miserable about being short and having a high voice
the grinning skull
the cackling skull
the eerie skull
you guys are painting such a lovely world
spicy beef turnover at 2 am!!! living large!!!!!